Paranoid 1

Career Aptitude Test

You are best suited for the job of Supreme Ruler of the Universe.

Rules schmules. Laws and regulations don’t mean peanuts to you, nosirree, not even household and social rules. The only rules you follow are your own, and they’re along the lines of “if you piss me off, you will be destroyed with no mercy”. You are harsh, demanding, and unforgiving.

You’re the kind who will hire 50 personel to play 600 game characters just so you can mass defame and ks a player who pissed you off once in-game. You would spend huge sums of money (real or otherwise) upgrading your equipment to the max so that you’re the most powerful player. Your three wishes include a package set of X-men powers so you can use mind reading to guess passwords and telekiness to rip your opposition limb from limb. You’re the kind who will not only wish yourself slim, but wish your friends fat too just to double the joy.

You don’t want to hurt people. You want destroy them. You spend inordinate amounts of time thinking of ways to torment people. You would kill their family just to torture the victim, damn be to the innocence of the family members. You bring sadism-masochism, cruel irony, and malice to a whole new level. Being angry delights you, it makes you feel empowered and evil. Being gloomy brings you joy, you just love angst and dark thoughts. Instead of blood you have delicious malice pumping through you. Instead of a heart you have a wad of black velvet. You are the darkest of darkness.

Wrathful, power-hungry, and tyranical, you are everybody’s worst enemy.

Satan fears you.

 

PS: If it matters, I wrote that myself. Feel free to use it to form conclusions about my psyche.