I’ve moved back to http://axeile.com. Thank you Jon, again =D. This is list will not be updated here.

No, I will not give the passwords.

To ease up on the Appulous server(s?), Kyek implemented a Troll Bridge password protection to keep out the ones “not in the scene”, as least until the new servers arrive and are properly configured and tested. The questions change every now and then. I’ve logged most of them, but probably not all.

1. Who am I?
2. What was the name of Hackulous’ April Fool’s Day app?
3. Hackulous started off as ___________.net?
4. The very first public forum dedicated specifically to iphone 2.0 app cracking was hosted at ___________.com?
5. Who is MOST credited with discovering the cracking method we use today?
6. Who was the admin of HakStore?
7. Who wrote the very first autocracking BASH script?
8. What is the online alias of the first person to buy the appulo.us domain?
9. What kind of jail are stock iPhones in?
10. What is Haklab’s favorite food?
11. What is the name of Appulous’ caching algorithm?
12. _______4fun?
13. ________aasdf?
14. Three people were responsible for posting a huge number of apps to Appulous before it was ever opened to the public. These people are most_uniQue, bugmenotaasdf, and who else?
15. This developer was the first to program a library for pulling all of the screenshots for an app out of the appstore.
16. What was the name of the short-lived app on the Hackulo.us repo meant solely for refreshing your springboard cache?
17. Who wrote the app that defeated nearly all “crack-aware” apps, at the expense of not being able to sync them to iTunes?
18. TDDebug made AppScence.org what it is today. Who runs it now?
19. I work for Apple’s law firm and have been trying to get Appulous shut down since the beginning. I wish I was better at my job . What’s my first and last name?

Join install0us.com. Say hi to Secretss.

Ok, I reeeally need a proper webhost.

Well, actually I don’t need it need it, but I like having the good stuff so for the sake of keeping myself happy, I NEED A PROPER WEBHOST, DAMMIT.

So, my previous host is gone, and I needed to host http://install0us.axeile.com/ (that’s a zero) somewhere, so I went back to Brinkster and published that URL at installous and whoa, what do you know, bandwidth exceeded. That’s what I get for using a noob hosting plan. My plan only gives 500MB of web traffic per month, and has a cap of 66MB per day. Total wtf. Hey, at least I didn’t go back to GEOCITIES. That was my first ever webhost. I was 13.

I’ve duplicated that webpage at x10hosting.com but it’s still a free plan with a bandwidth limit of 10GB. No daily limit though. No time yet to look for a proper host/plan and to weigh the pros and cons, but I’m leaning towards x10hosting’s $4.95/month plan as it’s the second cheapest I’ve seen and gives unmetered bandwidth, unlike Brinkster’s Rookie plan which costs $4/month (only if I go for the 24-month package) AND still has monthly+daily bandwidth limits.

Anyway, enough about that. I have a spam link: installous. Now go join the forum.

So, what’s install0us you ask. It is an application for the iPhone/iPod Touch (collectively called the iDevice) made by puy0. More information here.

Moving on, and speaking about moving, I will be moving (house) in December probably right after exams. Can’t wait. I hate this place. Maybe once we’ve moved, and once we’ve sold the other house (not likely anytime soon though) we’d have enough money to live a little more comfortably and maybe then, maybe, I can have my computer switched on 24/7 and                                                                     . I’ll talk more at length about this some other time.

Lalalalalala I’m off to study now.

This is. the worst. semester. ever.

I was going to get a C or a D for my MA4247 Complex Analysis II?

Well scratch that. I’m guaranteed an F because
1) I didn’t turn in any of the 4 homework assignments so that’s 15% gone
2) I probably got below 5 marks on my midterm so that’s 25% gone
3) I don’t really know my midterm score since I don’t turn up for tutorials and hence never got it back, but seeing as how the lecturer briefly went through the questions right after the test and basically informed me that I got every single question wrong, I can make a pretty accurate guess.

So that’s what, 40% gone. If I can score a 100% on my final paper *insert mirthless laughter here* it’ll only be a 60% of my final grade.

But let’s be realistic.

I can’t even pass that paper.

Fuck.

Honestly I’m so fucked up right now I don’t give a flying fucking damnshit who’s more dead for their finals. So go ahead and tell me YOU’RE dead. I dare you.

Yes, this the old WordPress blog, I’m moving back!

Solid Internet, the web host that Jon uses, has been MIA for ages now, and there’s little chance of reclaiming my stuff from June 29 2008 to Oct 2009 that has been on what used to axeile.com.

Wow, now that I spell it out, it’s very depressing. That’s over a year. Of precious stuff. Wow.

I think I’m gonna cry.

No, that can wait. It’s going to take too long anyway.

So a rough update, I’m forwarding axeile.com back to here, because why waste a good domain name huh? It’s not expiring until June 22 2010 anyway.

That and I also REALLY REALLY need a place to vent. And to talk to myself. I do a lot of talking to myself. Well, mostly I talk to threaten inanimate objects but since normative social guidelines dictate that inanimate objects shouldn’t be talked to, it looks like I’m talking to myself.

I find I subconsciously believe that there is life in all objects. Even inanimate and non-living objects.

And that is the basis of my violence.

Because I want to hurt them when I break them and watch their forlorn broken bodies and imagine squeaky little voices crying out in terror and fear at what I did and can and will do to them.

Sadly I don’t have any pictures to display here of things I’ve destroyed but it’s hard to take a picture of one’s sanity.

I do have a screencap to display though:

I should check my past more often. I’m sorry, Passerby, for not replying you about the crepes like you requested; the shop’s located in the basement opposite The Soup Spoon. And thank you, Rosi, Jessi, and Zoe for agreeing with my rant, and I’m really sorry Rosi, but I can’t read Spanish so I Google Translated it and I’m afraid there’s no hope for any more Sailor Moon animes being produced. Ever again. I know. Here’s a tissue. May Toei burn in the 18th level of hell for screwing up that last story arc.

And here I have a snippet from my Global Dashboard on WordPress (all these dashboards are really confusing when you have more than one WP blog):

Now that you are signed in, you can continue signing in to http://www.blogger.com with your OpenID.

Give me a moment to unscrunch my face.

If any pixel on my Fujitsu laptop screen doesn’t know it yet, I HATE BLOGGER. Blogspot. Whatever. It’s an irrational and inexplicable dislike and seriously, if I’m on WordPress why would I downgrade to Blogger? It’s like asking a Linux user to go ahead and switch on a Windows.

Oh and for all the Windows hate, Win7 is sweet! I haven’t got it installed yet though so don’t take my word for it. I don’t have time at the moment to make up my mind if I want an upgrade and preserve my files and settings, or a clean installation to 64bit Win7 and lose my files and settings. Of course I can always make a backup but if I were to opt for the latter I would just go cold turkey and re-personalize my laptop again.

The latter option would definitely have to include purchase of two 2GB RAM sticks (because why waste the extra power of 64bit without getting 4GBs of RAM?) and that’s going to cost. Which is bad which is why I’m not done contemplating.

In other news I’m horrifically doomed this semester and I’m definitely guaranteed to get a C or a D for my Complex Analysis II because I haven’t paid any attention in class nor done any of the tutorials or homework and I got a single digit for my midterm.

The rest aren’t so hot either. I’m not even in it to learn anymore I just want to pass my exams and get out of there.

Joke: What did the mathematician name his dog?

Cauchy, because it leaves a residue at every pole.

<insert laughter here>

http://axeile.com without the www.

It comes as slightly a shock when I realise Wei Zhe dresses exactly the way I like guys to be dressed. Long sleeve or short, button shirts are nice. I’m leaning closer and closer to the classy gentleman than the sports punk. Joshua was (or is?) a sports punk. Wen Jie is a classy gentleman.

Wei Zhe is an idiot.

I’ve finally handed in my SEP documents. Wanna know what modules I’m taking? =D

I don’t feel like telling.

There were so many things I wanted to say; “were”, coz I don’t remember now.

You know how religious people like to pray for forgiveness? How many do that because they’re remorseful? And how many pray just so they don’t get bad karma? They’re just kidding themselves and massaging their conscience, and that’s not very sincere, is it? I don’t like to pray for forgiveness if I’m not truly repentant. If I did, it may be because I don’t want to be smushed by a giant vampire cockcroant, and I doubt any deity would like some insincere fellow asking them for forgiveness for selfish reasons.

Anyway, I don’t need to appease my conscience. She’s fine with what I do.

I am so going to get horrible karma in the future. I’ve been really lucky all my life and it’s not like I had time to do any good stuff while in diapers so I’m essentially enjoying borrowed luck. I’m not exactly building up a karmically correct portfolio either. Once I use up my good fortune, life is going to suck =(

You see that gray header up there at the top of axeile.wordpress.com? The one with “secretss” in white font. Did you know… that clicking “secretss” will get you to my main page?

I’m just saying. You never know who doesn’t realise little things like that.

Secretss is a lot kinder and friendlier than the human controlling her. My alter-ego is a better person than I am. Too bad she’s only pixels.

My conscience is a she because she’s not Jiminy Cricket.

Secretss is my IGN in every game I play.

What if Jiminy Cricket looked like my cockroant?

What if life had a restart button?

What if instead of procrastinating I actually went to bed? It’s nearing 4am, good night.

T.T

Axeile.com is “up” and supposedly “working” but NOT FOR ME. I just get Navigation Cancelled. All the time. For both the Fujitsu and the Dell. It works on my dad’s (he’s not using the same wifi as my mom and me), it works on Hui Qing’s, it works on Jon’s, it works on Sid’s, it just doesn’t work on mine. I’ve cleared the DNS cache, restarted the computer, and logged on to 192.168.2.1 (what is that called?) to reset the router. I’ve tried IE and Firefox (I uninstalled Safari a while ago). Firefox says it can’t find the server. I’ve tried trace routing and pinging and none of them work on either of the laptops! o.O The page’s supposed to say “This website will be temporary interrupted for a couple of days.” If anyone else can view that please let me know. T.T

To Jon, yes you were right, free hosting accounts at Brinkster are not eligible to have external domain names added to Brinkster’s servers -.-” I asked the Live Support Help guy.

But that’s no big. I can still forward URLs. WordPress sucks though, she wants paying for every stinking feature including domain forwarding.

If anyone was wondering why that strange page at axeile.com, I couldn’t answer those three questions during tuition this yesterday morning. Sigh. It’s been 2 years since JC1 and 2 months since I last really used my brains.

OMG!

Went out with Li Huan and Bernice today. Bernice was just ending her driving lesson this morning and since the driving school is so near my house I drove over to pick her up and then headed to LH’s house. First time driving to Bugis Junction today! And guess what. Stupid me googled for the road directions there and plain forgot to google the directions home. AGAIN. That was what happened the other time we drove down to NTU. -      -. Sometimes I wonder if I weren’t dropped when I was a baby.

Everything was (almost) fine on the way there. It’s just CTE all the way until Bukit Timah road. We took the road in the wrong direction (that’s what happened too on the way to NTU) and had to take a “big ass” roundabout (I mistakenly called it a merry-go-round, you know, as in “let’s all merrily-go-around this tiny island”). We accidentally went past Victoria Street (where we should have turned right into) and did a loop at the next turn. And the way we found the carpark was

MAJOR AWESOME.

Hah. Firstly I was like, on lane 2 of a 4 lane road, and lane 4 was the only left-turn lane into the small road that leads to the carpark. So I had to get to lane 3 and then do an illegal left turn from lane 3 into the small road (lane 4 was completely lined up with cars and I had [had; have; the tense doesn't matter] no patience to squeeze in with them. That, plus I was already at the mouth of the small road =X). This was no biggie. AND THEN, I turned into the carpark. Well who would expect the lanes into the carpark to be in reversed orientation?? We’re in Singapore, people, we travel on the left side of the road! But suddenly when it comes to the carpark entrance of Bugis Junction, the laws of the road switch! OMG! Thank goodness there were no lane dividers. There was a van exiting from the carpark. Whew.

We parked the car fine and had a great day. The mushroom soup LH ordered at The Soup Spoon is sooooo nice! OMG! I hated my Herbed Chicken Caesar. The chicken was dry, tough, and tasteless. But then again chicken has always been tasteless. Went window shopping around and I really liked one of the big black watches but the LED was in red, and I much prefer the blue, but blue was a different model. Nevermind, I’ll save up for a binary watch! We took neoprints too! And I can.not take neoprints. Somehow I can’t let loose enough to make silly faces which are what makes taking neoprints fun! Plus I’m ugly >.>

Went back to the basement to get MY CREPES. I pronounce it crap-pees and I don’t care if it’s not the right pronounciation =P I think it’s crap-pay, since there’s the funny squiggle on top of the second ‘e’. (Edit! LH [and now Shu Ying too =X] pointed out it’s pronounced ‘kreyps’ and the squiggle is on the first ’e’. Ahhh this is embarrassing. This is what I get for not doing prior research on my materials. Ho ho.) Like ‘latte’. But enough about enunciations. We went over to Bugis Village to walk around more. Up the escalators to this bikini shop where Bernice tried on the bikinis there. Woo hoo! (If I knew how to whistle this would be the cue for one) I think her figure is fine but she’s always so obsessed with being supermodel-slim >.< And that has been ever since sec 1! I tried on a sunshine yellow tube minidress which I kind of sort of maybe like. But it’s yellow, it screams SUNNY DISPOSITION which even though I occasionally have, I’d actually prefer goth (which sadly I can’t pull off because I’m naturally cheerful [when not alone]). AND it’s a tube dress which is strictly girly.

I may get it if a boyfriend likes it. He would have to pay for it though. HAHAH.

Well.

Sigh.

Back to the account of the day. We left at 7pm and got seriously lost, as usual. And I mean totally majorly lost considering it’s nighttime to boot and everything’s dark. We found the NBR exit from the carpark after a handful of turns in there (there are two exits: Middle Road and North Bridge Road; NBR is the one we came in from) and promptly got lost. LH had left to meet her friends and Bernice was with me. We kept going straight until North Bridge Road gave way to South Bridge Road and we finally decided to stop somewhere between Temple Street and Smith Street to consult the street directory (which by the way is 5 years old). I found the route (and Bernice really shouldn’t do map-reading >.< ) to CTE through Neil -> Cantonment; Outram-> Chin Swee -> CTE. BUT!! We exited wrongly at Clemenceau Ave when we should have stuck to the CTE (SLE) lanes. So we went past River Valley Road and got an error as we went past the ERP!! OMG! We had to do a u-turn before Oxley Rise arrived and got another error at the same ERP!! OMG! We went back to River Valley road and took a (wrong) turn in to stop and consult the directory again. I decided to u-turn back to Chin Swee Road and enter CTE the same way we did previously. (On re-examining the map a few minutes ago I realise we could have just continued on Clemenceau Ave -> Penang Road -> Buyong Road -> Kramat Road -> CTE). We found Chin Swee Road as chin-swee-y as ever and this called for another illegal manoeuvre.

The green patches are non-roads and the gray patches are, erm, non-roads as well. The red arrow shows our path. It may not be obvious from my drawing that that is an illegal turning, but I assure you, it’s pretty much “duh” obvious we weren’t supposed to do that. The gray patch down south is considerably bigger than the scale of what I drew here. This time we kept to the main road of the expressway and finally exited at Ang Mo Kio ave 3 and I dropped Bernice off at Jubilee and I went (back again) into CTE to fetch my mom.

One hell of a day today =) I didn’t get to eat dinner until past 9pm =( And the crepe I bought to go didn’t taste as nice as the one I ate at Cineleisure either =’( AND OMG I GOT TWO ERRORS AT THE ERP AND MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME.

I’m going down to JIC (Yio Chu Kang) tomorrow morning to try and get the fine waived. Good thing the place is so freaking near my house.

PS: Excuse me for blogging like a bimbo with all the random OMG!s in front =P

PS2: But you gotta admit kreyps is boring and idiotic sounding. CRAPPEES FOR THE WIN! Mwahahaha.